"you know how when you see a snake at the zoo, and it gets bigger in the middle and you can kind of make out what it ate? this is nothing like that"
- custom fit hat made for toddland (fits like a vintage hat not like a trucker)
- thin foam facing with interior beard logo screen print
- external screen print on front
- toddland woven label on back
- adjustable back made in china 100% polyester
shipping? yeah, we do that. basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates. they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system. so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!? but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball). anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option. hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option. If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles. He has free time.