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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat


howdy!  so you dropped 3 sizes since you ordered something? you bought your wife a small and now she's mad at you? you bought your wife a medium and now she's mad at you?  you bought your wife a... nevermind, she's probably mad at you.  #justgiveup.  anyways, if you need to return/exchange/refund something, we are happy to help you within 7 days of receiving the item as long as you have the tags still on it, it's in the original packaging, and it hasn't been worn.  (we can tell, it's the whole reason we keep mister banana's the office chimp on the payroll). If it is past 7 days but under 30, shoot us an email, we can usually work with you, especially if it's around the holidays, for a gift, etc.  we're pretty mellow round these parts.  please email us at store@toddland.com and we will be happy to give you a return number, dating advice, and a pep talk if you need one. things like but not limited to: you can do it slugger! you'll get them next time!  that restraining order isn't forever!  and you're probably (but not definitely) the last fish in the sea!  Customer is responsible for shipping charges both ways, we will be happy to refund the cost of the goods, but we unfortunately cannot refund the shipping charges if you return something to us.