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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

welcome to toddland doormat

welcome to toddland doormat

$ 40.00

yes!, now you can own your very own welcome to toddland doormat (again)! due to requests (strangely from all guys named todd, weird), we painted up a few more of these and are willing to share them with our friends.

  • 24" x 35", synthetic latex backing, pile is 100% coir.
  • do not: wash, bleach, iron, dry clean, or tumble dry.  hand wash/dry only.  
  • artwork is hand spray painted stenciled artwork.
  • these are hand made, one at a time, on days that its not windy outside of our office, and days there is a lot of stuff to do that we want to make an excuse not to do.  please give us a few days to make yours for you when you order.

 (this item USUALLY cannot ship international. Canada is sometimes ok, but other countries usually not.  Shipping costs A LOT due to the weight/size of these)

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.

But really, for USA shipping, it's $5.00 for orders $0-$50, $10 shipping for orders $50-$100, and free shipping for orders over $100.  CANADA shipping is a flat rate $22 usually (*yes, it's outrageous, that is the rate we pay with our volume discount).  INTERNATIONAL shipping is usually a default $25.  If you are international and getting something small like a pin or a sticker, shoot us an email and we'll refund the difference since it won't cost that much to get your order to you.