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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

Toddland 100% Pure Maple Vermont Syrup (Grade A Amber Rich)

Toddland 100% Pure Maple Vermont Syrup (Grade A Amber Rich)

$ 18.00

toddland maple syrup, vermont maple syrup/man cologne!

believe it or not, we actually know what we are doing when it comes to maple syrup. we all have beards and there are multiple axes in the office (for fun, and reasons) so you can trust us that this stuff is amazing, and it makes an amazing gift. even for your yourself. cause you're worth it (*wink)

delicious on pancakes, waffles, french toast, american toast, mexican toast, hot and cold cereals, fruit, ice cream, sweet potato fries (not kidding), unicorns (kidding), and pretty much anything. use in baking as a sugar substitute, in baked beans, or as a glaze for ham.also can be used as cologne (not recommended) for lumberjacks or lumberjills that want to smell like a hearty breakfast all day long.

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.

But really, for USA shipping, it's $5.00 for orders $0-$50, $10 shipping for orders $50-$100, and free shipping for orders over $100.  CANADA shipping is a flat rate $22 usually (*yes, it's outrageous, that is the rate we pay with our volume discount).  INTERNATIONAL shipping is usually a default $25.  If you are international and getting something small like a pin or a sticker, shoot us an email and we'll refund the difference since it won't cost that much to get your order to you.