Mistletoes - oh, an ironic christmas sweater party? you're sooooo funny...BOOM! christmas funny sock party!! (or christmas hand puppet party).you're probably spending the holiday break home alone anyways like us, might as well make these into festive sock puppets to play with while your watching Elf on the USA network.
- mistletoe socks with knit lumberjack elf
- fits size 10-13
- 85% cotton / 15% elastine
- made in taiwan
shipping? yeah, we do that. basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates. they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system. so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!? but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball). anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option. hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option. If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles. He has free time.
But really, for USA shipping, it's $5.00 for orders $0-$50, $10 shipping for orders $50-$100, and free shipping for orders over $100. CANADA shipping is a flat rate $22 usually (*yes, it's outrageous, that is the rate we pay with our volume discount). INTERNATIONAL shipping is usually a default $25. If you are international and getting something small like a pin or a sticker, shoot us an email and we'll refund the difference since it won't cost that much to get your order to you.