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basekamp / toddland

howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

manstache hat
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manstache hat

$ 5.00 


since science hasn’t found a way for forehead moustaches to be a reality, toddland had to step in. saved you again, science.

*** why is this hat only $5?  because another large soulless company stole the design from us (we've made it since 2009) and when our lawyers called their lawyers, their lawyers told us that they had more money than us, even though, yes, it was "similiar" (it was traced from ours) and they gave us the legal equivalent of "come at me bro". well we're not one to fight, so, you can buy their knock off at full price, ORRRRRR you can just buy the real one for $5 so they don't sell anymore and make pesos off our ideas.  plus, $5 hat. ammmiright?

  • custom fit hat made for toddland (fits like a vintage hat not like a trucker)
  • thin foam facing with interior beard logo screen print
  • external screen print on front
  • toddland woven label on back
  • adjustable back made in china 100% polyester

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.

But really, for USA shipping, it's $5.00 for orders $0-$50, $10 shipping for orders $50-$100, and free shipping for orders over $100.  CANADA shipping is a flat rate $22 usually (*yes, it's outrageous, that is the rate we pay with our volume discount).  INTERNATIONAL shipping is usually a default $25.  If you are international and getting something small like a pin or a sticker, shoot us an email and we'll refund the difference since it won't cost that much to get your order to you.