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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

gnome place like gnome wallet

gnome place like gnome wallet

$ 28.00

facts about gnomes #97817541: oddly enough, when gnomes click their heels together three times and say, "there's gnome place like home", it doesn't transport them back to their little gnome paradise.  it actually creates a rift in the time/space continuum and opens a wormhole to distant galaxies and summons travelers from other star systems to come and kidnap them.  hence why you no longer see gnomes walking around anymore.  (except for becky.  apparently gnome abducting ufo's hate pie)
  • 100% printed pu (polyurethane) wallet
  • California prop 65 compliant
  • card slots and clear id window
  • comes with a little mustache sticker for your id
  • comes with certificate of awesometicity
  • comes with tip table
  • comes with running couple insert
  • ships in toddland clear "money holder folding thing" box
  • made in the far away off land of china
  • California prop 65 compliant, but still, don't eat it.

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.