now you can disappoint people in your underwear in the dark too!!! you don't even need to turn the lights on! (actually you do, you have to charge up the ink in light first, so, that)
- "toddland's" printed with glow in the dark ink
- logo'd waistband, no front fly, low rise boxerbrief
- ships in toddland underwear box
- 95% cotton / 5% spandex made in china
- (we are sorry but we cannot accept returns or exchanges on underwear) because eww. gross.
shipping? yeah, we do that. basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates. they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system. so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!? but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball). anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option. hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option. If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles. He has free time.