there's only a few ways to make great greater. add flannel or a beard.
beard-lined pants lost the coin toss. lucky you.
- slimmer fit. super washed down
- not too slim, not too straight, just right.
- snap button at waistband and back pocket. zip fly
- 100% cotton interior. striped interior waistband
- small label above back pocket. removable paper label on back waistband.
- toddland interior label and assorted hangtag
- pre-washed. 100% cotton. made in china
- inseam is approximately 32" in length
shipping? yeah, we do that. basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates. they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system. so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!? but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball). anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option. hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option. If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles. He has free time.