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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

Bob's Burgers - The Wheelie Mammoth Plush TIMED PRE-ORDER (starts shipping 5/1)

Bob's Burgers - The Wheelie Mammoth Plush TIMED PRE-ORDER (starts shipping 5/1)

$ 35.00

**** Due to the ongoing demand, we are doing ONE MORE FINAL timed release of the wheelie mammoth!  Since this was a timed release before, and we understand releasing the very limited quantities at a specific time each week is stressful for everyone, we're doing ONE MORE ORDER of them!  The show and toddland just want everyone who wants one to be able to get one.  These ship in the order that we get the order, so the earlier you order, the earlier in the stack yours will ship!  Details/Timing below.....

- 2/13 to 2/25 timed pre-order window
- 2/26 to 3/30 production
- 4/1 to 5/1 shipping to toddland
- 5/1 these start shipping to you!

After this, we will not be making this again, we have too much other fun stuff in work that we need to make space for!

The Wheelie Mammoth!

- adult collectible
- not a toy, 
not food, not a hang glider *possibly for warding off evil spirits but we didn't test for that so use for that at your own risk.
- +/- approximately 12" tall x 14" long x 7" wide



shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.

But really, for USA shipping, it's $5.00 for orders $0-$50, $10 shipping for orders $50-$100, and free shipping for orders over $100.  CANADA shipping is a flat rate $22 usually (*yes, it's outrageous, that is the rate we pay with our volume discount).  INTERNATIONAL shipping is usually a default $25.  If you are international and getting something small like a pin or a sticker, shoot us an email and we'll refund the difference since it won't cost that much to get your order to you.