***Timed run
***pre-order closes 7/29/26
***These will ship 11/1/26
- no, for real, these are actual authentic real hockey jerseys
- toddland.com exclusive made in partnership with Violent Gentleman
- officially licensed American Dad! product
- Pro mesh and breathable
- Embroidered Roger Patch on front
- Sewn in stripes at arms and hem
- Sewn on stars at shoulders
- Sewn on letters and numbers on back
- Embroidered VG logo on back yoke
- Interior neck label and seam tape
- Includes fight strap
- 100% polyester
- Please note these are standard hockey jerseys sizes meant to go over hockey pads.
- If you are looking to wear the jersey as a hoodie or shirt, we recommend comparing the size of a shirt you like to match up with the hockey jersey sizing chart attached
- Size chart measured in inches
- As these are custom ordered, we cannot accept returns, refunds, or exchanges on this item. All sales final.
shipping? yeah, we do that. basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates. they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system. so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!? but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball). anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option. hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option. If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles. He has free time.
But really, for USA shipping, it's $6.00 for orders $0-$50, $11 shipping for orders $50-$100, and free shipping for orders over $100. Toddland.com is unavailable to ship internationally/outside of the USA. We apologize.