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Bob's Burgers - Official Louise Belcher Ears Hat (*ships 8/1 - 8/30)

Bob's Burgers - Official Louise Belcher Ears Hat (*ships 8/1 - 8/30)

$ 24.00


Please order Louise Ears Hoodies/Louise Ears Hats on an order separate from any other items due to the production schedule, otherwise everything will be held until your ears/hoody is ready to ship.

TIMED PRE-ORDER Exclusive!  Back by super popular demand!!  This item will only be available to pre-order from 3/19 until the end of Wondercon (3/31).  This will ship between 8/1-8/30.  We apologize for the delay, but the production schedule is as follows: 4/1 order fabric, 5/1 start sewing, 7/1 ship to us, 8/1 ship to you!  *these may ship earlier than 8/1, but we want to make sure the factory doesn't rush them and makes them as perfect as they always do! So we are saying between 8/1 to 8/30 to be safe.

FOR WONDERCON PICKUP: Unfortunately this item is not available for Wondercon pickup due to production timing. This will ship this summer.

The one and only Official Louise Belcher Bunny Ears hat! 

Re-engineered in toddland labs with the help of Bento Box scientists to have stiffer ears and fits most peoples heads!  Fits adult heads and people with smaller than average adult size heads.  Nothing will look cooler than being in the movie theater premiere night with everyone wearing these!

- one size fits most, this is an adult product, but we've seen kids and adults wear them and they look great and fit them both!  small enough for little heads and big enough for big ones!

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.

But really, for USA shipping, it's $5.00 for orders $0-$50, $10 shipping for orders $50-$100, and free shipping for orders over $100.  CANADA shipping is a flat rate $22 usually (*yes, it's outrageous, that is the rate we pay with our volume discount).  INTERNATIONAL shipping is usually a default $25.  If you are international and getting something small like a pin or a sticker, shoot us an email and we'll refund the difference since it won't cost that much to get your order to you.