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American Dad! - 2026 Bazooka Sharks Johnny Concussion Jersey - pre-order closes 7/29/26. ships 9/1/26

American Dad! - 2026 Bazooka Sharks Johnny Concussion Jersey - pre-order closes 7/29/26. ships 9/1/26

$ 65.00


- officially licensed American Dad! product
- toddland.com exclusive
- made in partnership with Violent Gentleman
- 100% polyester
- Pro mesh and breathable
- printed Bazooka Sharks logo on chest
- printed CONCUSSION and number 12 of the back
- sleeves and upper part of jersey is sold fabric, the rest is small hole mesh
- Interior neck label and seam tape
- These are sized slightly bigger than a regular tee shirt.  See the attached size chart as a reference. A small jersey is about a medium tee. We recommend ordering the size you normally wear in tees as these are supposed to be slightly oversized.

- As these are custom ordered, we cannot accept returns, refunds, or exchanges on this item. All sales final.

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.

But really, for USA shipping, it's $6.00 for orders $0-$50, $11 shipping for orders $50-$100, and free shipping for orders over $100.   Toddland.com is unavailable to ship internationally/outside of the USA. We apologize.