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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

Bob's Burgers Everybody (mostly) heavy canvas grocery tote

Bob's Burgers Everybody (mostly) heavy canvas grocery tote

$ 16.00

SPRING EXCLUSIVE PREORDER WINDOW:  This item will be available to order beginning 3/6 and available until end of the day 3/12 in order to get made in time to take to Wondercon.  *Pre-order window may be extended through the show end (on 3/26) but shipping of orders after 3/12 will likely not ship until the week of 4/3.

SPRING EXCLUSIVE PREORDER SHIPPING:  This item will ship starting the week of 3/27/23. If you would like to pickup at Wondercon Anaheim, you must email us at store@toddland.com by 3/19 at let us know so we can bring with us! *Your shipping will be refunded at pickup.  Otherwise we will plan on shipping your order after the con!

 We got almost everybody on here. Well, at least from the first few seasons!

- toddland exclusive
- timed edition
- 12.0 oz., 100% heavy cotton canvas
- 20" web canvas handles
- 9" handle drop
- 14"W x 16"H
- adult collectible, not for children
- officially licensed

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.

But really, for USA shipping, it's $5.00 for orders $0-$50, $10 shipping for orders $50-$100, and free shipping for orders over $100.  CANADA shipping is a flat rate $22 usually (*yes, it's outrageous, that is the rate we pay with our volume discount).  INTERNATIONAL shipping is usually a default $25.  If you are international and getting something small like a pin or a sticker, shoot us an email and we'll refund the difference since it won't cost that much to get your order to you.