bears. with wings. shooting lazers. why lazers? the bears were having a hard time holding the bow and arrows. they'll maul you, but only because they're jealous of your opposable thumbs.
*** please note printing is slightly darker than image pictured. it still looks super rad though. pinky swear.
- printed vinyl wallet
- card slots and clear id window
- comes with a little mustache sticker for your id
- 100% vinyl, made in china
shipping? yeah, we do that. basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates. they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system. so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!? but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball). anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option. hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option. If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles. He has free time.
But really, for USA shipping, it's $5.00 for orders $0-$50, $10 shipping for orders $50-$100, and free shipping for orders over $100. CANADA shipping is a flat rate $22 usually (*yes, it's outrageous, that is the rate we pay with our volume discount). INTERNATIONAL shipping is usually a default $25. If you are international and getting something small like a pin or a sticker, shoot us an email and we'll refund the difference since it won't cost that much to get your order to you.