these are the pants god would wear, if god wears pants. go ahead, prove us wrong on that. these are indeed, as our friend called them (and as we trademarked them), the greatest pants in the universe. they fit perfect, are made out of this rad fabric with just the right amount of sheen on it, and since you have to wear pants in public, might as well be these.
- a 65% polyester, 35% cotton fabric
- fabric has some sheen to it
- toddland photo snap back pocket
- welt pockets on back
- inseam is approximately 32" in length
shipping? yeah, we do that. basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates. they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system. so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!? but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball). anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option. hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option. If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles. He has free time.