your very own 5x7 notebook to start your erotic friend fiction. only 5 butts. we mean 5 bucks. or do we? super awesome small not book with tear out pages to do whatever you like! we made this so everyone has a chance to get something super affordable and super awesome. we call afforawesomebleness. we're probably the only ones. Available only at Comic Con at booth #4537. limited to 500pcs. if there are any leftover, they will be online the week after comic con.
shipping? yeah, we do that. basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates. they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system. so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!? but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball). anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option. hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option. If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles. He has free time.