PICKUP AT BOB'S LIVE/ORPHEUM ONLY!
All Bob’s Burgers LIVE items MUST be picked up at The Orpheum (Saturday 6/17 or Sunday 6/18). Items cannot ship and must be picked up. Any items not picked up will not be refunded (as per most vendors standard pre-order convention/event policy) Someone can pick up for you, but we need to know your order number, and who is picking up for you in an email (firstname.lastname@example.org) and/or in the notes section of your order. Again, Bob’s Burgers items do not ship. If there are any “leftovers” they may be placed online at a later date.
"i find your lack of sarcasm disturbing". Don't be a boob punch, you know you have to have these. Our friends over at Ripple Junction hooked us up with some of their ears so it's easier for you to pick them up at Wondercon! One size fits all, and non-exclusive, but really this is the easiest cosplay ever, well, 2nd easiest, our Louise hoody is the first easiest.
- 100% polyester ears
shipping? yeah, we do that. basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates. they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system. so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!? but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball). anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option. hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option. If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles. He has free time.