NOW IN STOCK AND SHIPPING WHILE OUR SUPPLY LASTS!
It's Rick. Weaponized. Sayer of all your favorite catch phrases, like:
"And that's the wayyyyyy the news goes!"
"Hit the sack, Jack!"
"Uh ohhhh! Somersoult jump!"
"And that's why I always say, 'Shumshumschilpiddydah!'"
"GRASSSSS... tastes bad!"
"No jumping in the sewer."
"Rubber baby buggy bumpers!"
"Lick, lick, lick, my BALLS!"
Funko POP doesn't actually talk. It's a $12 figure. Those are things the cartoon says. I can't believe we actually have to write this. YES!! SHUT UP ALREADY. I'M WRITING IT RIGHT NOW!
(Please note that there are no returns accepted on any Funko items)
shipping? yeah, we do that. basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates. they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system. so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!? but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball). anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option. hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option. If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles. He has free time.