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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

Buttloose tee - heather gray

Buttloose tee - heather gray

$ 28.00

SDCC 2016 Exclusive - limited number being made available due to selling out too quickly at comic con and trying to help fans not pay ebay prices for rad things!

(please allow 1-3 weeks for shipping. we will get them out as soon as we get them restocked!)

Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. " She knew what she had to do. She grabbed Jimmy Junior's butt, "and changed the world. " Okay, Tina, that was a great story. Now let's pass back the mike. "Everyone began to touch each other's butts. "Omar touched Jocelyn's butt. "Chad the Zombie "touched the butt of that girl with the frosted hair from my art class. I think her name is Kristi. " It's Katie, and ew. "Even the horrible Headmaster Frond touched Ms. Jacobson's butt. " What? "Everyone touched each other's butts, and it was great.  Buns of steel? Never heard of it.  For $28 of money you can get a shirt that shows people, hey! I watch tv and have a sense of humor in addition to just being really good looking.

- super soft 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25 rayon

- it's a really nice tee, not a cheap one, pinky swear
- 4.2 oz weight
- fabric pre-washed
- tagless / interior printed label
- see attached pic for size chart
- mens/unisex
- XS-3XL

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.