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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

Burger pillow (limited edition of 150)

Burger pillow (limited edition of 150)

$ 25.00


So is it a food fight or a pillow fight if you buy these for your couch and start hitting each other with these?  Now you're thinking, man, my couch does look terrible without Bob's Burgers Burger pillows on it.  We didn't mean to make you feel bad, but you can make you not feel bad too by grabbing a couple of these before they sell out!

This is a timed edition pre-sale that can end at any time.  We are doing it this way to ensure that people can order the sizes and colors that they like.  There may be a limited amount available at SDCC in limited sizes and colors, but the only way to guarantee you get what you want is to pre-order asap and pick up there.

- limited edition of 150
- front is full color printed cotton fabric
- back is soft cotton
- apprixmately 14" wide


We unfortunately cannot ship any of the Bob's Burgers products. They are available only as pre-order, and then can be picked up 7/20-7/24 at SDCC.  Any orders not picked up by end of con (sunday 7/24) cannot be refunded.  A friend can pick up for you, but only if there name is on the "notes" section of your order.  You/they will need an ID and the order number (a printout if possible) to pick up your new radness!

We are pre-selling to allow you to run around and enjoy SDCC without the sheer panic and stress of running to our booth to try to get our exclusives before they sell out. We're fans too, and yes, even we are waking up in the middle of the night already in cold sweats thinking about the Hasbro line.  This way you can order in your pajamas, wander up, give us cookies (no raisins, don't be a savage) and a hug, snapinstafacechat at picture at the booth, and then grab your gear and still make it to your larping panel in time!

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.