SPRING EXCLUSIVE PREORDER WINDOW: This item will be available to order beginning 3/6 and available until end of the day 3/12 in order to get made in time to take to Wondercon. *Pre-order window may be extended through the show end (on 3/26) but shipping of orders after 3/12 will likely not ship until the week of 4/3.
SPRING EXCLUSIVE PREORDER SHIPPING: This item will ship starting the week of 3/27/23. If you would like to pickup at Wondercon Anaheim, you must email us at firstname.lastname@example.org by 3/19 at let us know so we can bring with us! *Your shipping will be refunded at pickup. Otherwise we will plan on shipping your order after the con!
You've always got a wine gal pal with a Linda in your pocket!
- toddland.com exclusive
- officially licensed
- 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring spun cotton, garment-dyed, 20 singles
- Relaxed fit
- 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill taped neck and shoulder for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
- Single needle left chest pocket with double needle hem
- Signature twill label
This garment is pre-shrunk during the garment dye and wash processes for almost no shrinkage at home
*** if you don't see your size in stock, 5x, 6x, etc, email us at email@example.com, we can usually make it happen for you even if it's not listed online!
shipping? yeah, we do that. basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates. they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system. so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!? but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball). anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option. hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option. If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles. He has free time.
But really, for USA shipping, it's $5.00 for orders $0-$50, $10 shipping for orders $50-$100, and free shipping for orders over $100. CANADA shipping is a flat rate $15 usually. INTERNATIONAL shipping is usually a default $25. If you are international and getting something small like a pin or a sticker, shoot us an email and we'll refund the difference since it won't cost that much to get your order to you.