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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

Bob's Burgers - Louise ears wallet (SDCC 2017) - edition of 150 pcs

Bob's Burgers - Louise ears wallet (SDCC 2017) - edition of 150 pcs

$ 28.00

You got gene and tina last year.  This is the year (2017) to pickup Bob and Louise!  Yes the ears flip down and snap onto the back so you can be lame and put it in your pocket. We personally just carry it around in the open ala wayne's world when they are showing everyone their backstage passes.  And yes, it comes with a boo-boo insert. We mean, he is the reason faces were invented in the first place.  Limited edition of 150 pcs

  • 100% printed pu (polyurethane) wallet
  • California prop 65 compliant
  • card slots and clear id window
  • made in the far away off land of china
  • California prop 65 compliant, but still, don't eat it.

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.