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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

shipwreck shorts - graham cracker

shipwreck shorts - graham cracker

$ 48.00


wouldn't it be weird if they made a castaway part 2? wouldn't it be even weirder if they asked toddland to make thousands of shorts to cloth the cast?  wouldn't it be the weirdest if they couldn't get the original cast to sign on (screw you, wilson) and canceled production AFTER toddland made all the shorts already? yeah, that would be weird.....

  • slimmer fit short. hits just at/above the knee. frayed hem, super washed down
  • contrast belt loop at front. not too slim, not too straight, just right
  • vintage cocount button at waistband and back pocket. zip fly. contrast interior pocket bags
  • striped interior waistband. small label above back pocket. removable paper label on back waistband
  • large interior thank you label
  • toddland interior label and assorted hangtag
  • pre-washed. 100% cotton made in China

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.