whoa whoa whoa.. you want something that looks awesome with sweatpants, shows your love of felines, says meow all over it, AND is warm enough to wear all winter long?..... too bad we don't make anything like that. better luck next year.
- meow meow meow
- buttons down the front
- mustache applique on chest
- small toddland embroidery at hem
- slightly larger shiny buttons
- 100% acrylic / made in china
shipping? yeah, we do that. basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates. they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system. so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!? but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball). anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option. hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option. If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles. He has free time.