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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

Burgers slip on (limited edition of 150)

Burgers slip on (limited edition of 150)

$ 95.00


SDCC 2016 Exclusive - limited number being made available due to selling out too quickly at comic con and trying to help fans not pay ebay prices for rad things!

SLIDERS!!  Get it!!??  Cause they are mini burgers on slip on shoes that you slide on!  The joke works on both levels!  We'll just be over here complimenting ourselves on how hilarious and clever we are.  But totes cereal, these are pretty classic.  And think about how sad you are going to be when you miss out on these and they sell out.  And how sad your whole family is going to be that you didn't get them a pair too.  You can prevent all that sadness but buying these to wear on your feet! Or hands!  We're not the boss of you.  Finding a good hand slipper is hard these days. (artwork may be subject to change slightly per production)

These are NOT a collaboration with Vans.  They are however classic blank vans slip ons that the toddland wizards have customized and printed on. These ARE however an official collaboration with Bob's Burgers. These are limited to 3 of each style per person so all you ebay flippers scram! These are for the fans.

- limited edition of 150
- low profile canvas slip on
- canvas upper with side elastic accents
- see attached pic for size chart
- mens/unisex
- mens sizes 5.5-13, womens sizes 7-14.5

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.