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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

burgers low lace up shoes (limited edition of 150)

burgers low lace up shoes (limited edition of 150)

$ 100.00


SDCC 2016 Exclusive - limited number being made available due to selling out too quickly at comic con and trying to help fans not pay ebay prices for rad things!

When people ask you why there are cheeseburgers on your shoes you turn around and ask them why there aren't cheeseburgers on theirs!!  These ship with white laces in case you are buying them for somebody boring, brown laces cause we think you fancy, and 1 red and 1 yellow lace because OMG ketchup and mustard laces on burger shoes!!! 

These are NOT a collaboration with Converse.  They are however classic blank converse chuck taylor all star monochrome in all white that the toddland wizards have customized and printed on. These ARE however an official collaboration with Bob's Burgers. These are limited to 3 of each style per person so all you ebay flippers scram! These are for the fans.

- ships with white, brown, and 1 red and 1 yellow lace
- limited edition of 150
- classic low lace up shoes
- canvas
- mens/unisex
- mens sizes 6-13, womens sizes 8-15
- runs about a 1/2 size big

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.