"alright, dapper moose. thanks for letting us take a few pics of you for one of our tees."

"not a problem at all, young lad. are you certain you wouldn't find any joy in me also wearing my top hat and monocle? take a few more pics? maybe grab some dinner after?"

"see, you're being needy again, dapper moose. this is why we don't hang anymore. it's just too much."