wear this shirt to a party, so when a female says "i like your bear back", you can say "i like your bare back". but you might need to write it out on a notepad or something because puns are difficult to pull off, especially with something like this since it could be really confusing because she's most likely not going to be wearing a bear shirt when you make that comment. but once you write it out, explain it to her, show her the spelling and how clever you are, she will be your first. restraining order.

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pe heather gray, over dyed tee, feels like butter, double washed, preshrunk, small logo at hem, washed, custom toddland slim fit tee.